theater jock

These are the cool kids at school. They are amazing and talented and awesome and everyone wants to be them. They do all of the musicals and often get big parts. They love the show Glee and tend to break into song a lot. They know all the words to every musical ever and will beat you in a fight and/or a diva off. Basically they are talented af and everyone wants to be them.

Woah, that girl Haley sure is cool! She's such a theater jock, I bet she knows the words to every Hairspray song.

You know, it would be annoying when Tess breaks into song if she weren't such a talented theater jock.

Man, I bet that Theatre Jock Ella knows all the lyrics to the Heathers musical.

Wow, I can't believe Tessa has been stage manager for so long... incredible! She is pure theater jock!!

That Siena, she's really good at being prop master, she's such a theater jock!!!

You know, those technology jocks think their so cool, but the really cool ones are those theater jocks.

by Totally_Not_Us May 1, 2017

Jockney

An insecure smartarse. Comes across as incredibly intelligent and articulate - especially when behind a keyboard. Unfortuntely, in the real word a bit of stumbling, mumbling idiot who is a social spastic, particularly amongst members of the opposite sex.

I met this fella on line and we went for a drink. He didn't know any pubs. When we eventually found one he ordered a Horlicks. What a complete Jockney.

by Lord Football October 22, 2008

jock pussy

1 n: A man who cut off his genitals to have a “vagina”.

2 n: The vagina of a transgender man.

I didn’t realize mark had a jock pussy

by IsoBig November 13, 2018

on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.

1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)

by nico assenti January 30, 2008

jockied

To be totally exhausted both mentally and physically.

At the end of the day I was feeling absolutely jockied.

by Susan Prendergast May 9, 2008

jockomplisment

Something a jock or maybe an idiot would think to be a huge accomplishment. It is supposed to sound like "accomplishment"

Jock 1: DUDE. I JUST TOTALLY CHUGGED LIKE A GALLON OF BEER AND DIDNT THROW UP FOR LIKE, 20 MINUTES.

Jock 2: DUDE NO WAY. ALL RIGHT!!!!

Intelligent bystander: What a jockomplisment

by LOOLOOLOOLOO August 25, 2009

jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!

by gooty2 January 22, 2010