Snicker John

The act of Sexual Intercourse

We he he, I got me some Snicker John last night!

by gunnbot January 27, 2008

John On Demand

A phrase to describe a person who tells you either the same story over and over again, or offers information that is both unwanted mind numbingly dull

Can also be shortened to J.O.D

I really don't care, you John On Demand Bastard

by Gazzab October 17, 2010

The John Oliver

Putting peanut butter on your ballsack and having a dog lick it. A dangerous or pleasurable activity.

Billy: how did you spend Saturday night?
Jimothy: The John Oliver.
Billy: TMI bro....

by JuanCarlosTaco March 15, 2016

john fite

Purveyance of knowledge to the unenlightened.

If your passing garbage off as fact , prepare for John Fite.

by Jgdadde December 20, 2016

John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.

by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 12, 2007

Dirty John

After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon.

Because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, he pulled a Dirty John in the condom.

by Steph S. December 07, 2005