House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)

Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.

by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017

tinnie house

a place where marijuana (or other drugs) are sold, most likely illegally. they can often be spotted out by a pair of shoes hanging from the power lines outside of the house.

random person 1 "Bro, wanna go get some weed at the tinnie house down the road?"
random person 2 "Yeah, I wanna get high."

by annaxxx_vro_17 December 10, 2018

brown-housing

1. verb. present tense : brown-housing; past tense: brown-housed The act of one who is proud of their bowel movement achievement to the extreme that one leaves the fecal log in the toilet without flushing so that in a multi-person home can be found by an unsuspecting housemate.

We had to evict him for brown-housing.

by JohnAar September 6, 2016

House afire

An event that occurs with a significant and unexpected amount of force. A dramatic reaction to an action.

This phrase is often used to comically amplify the severity of a chemical reaction between non-metals in the field of Chemistry

"If we had chlorine available to add to the octene, it would react like house afire!"

by The Noob Chemist February 16, 2013

Rustandy House

The best house in Woodlawn

Oh my, you're from Rustandy House? I heard that's the best house.

by RustandyHouse101 February 21, 2021

Goat house

The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!

Person 1: yo dawg you going to the goat house?
Person 2: there will be thots and pbr there!

by Bmaccccc June 15, 2017

prick house

An over used vagina.

The nethers of a skanky slut who opens her legs to every dick she sees, often before a shower is had between sessions.

“Dude, Haley is such a nasty skank. I know a couple of guys who said her pussy is ripe.”

“I know man, my buddy skylar said there’s enough yeast in her prick house to bake a loaf of bread. It’s in serious need of some rest, incense, and an antibiotic.”.

by Mr. Brownstone October 3, 2023