Holice officer

A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.

Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!

2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention

Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup

A holice officer is a police officer's best friend

by dawnmusic December 27, 2022

holidaze

Da "morning-after blues" dat ya feel when ya wake up some hours subsequent to your whooping it up during "carefree highway" --- i.e., a period dat you get off from work. Consult musician Gordon Lightfoot for further details (thanks, Gordon).

What good is "coming home for da holidaze" if you are passed out and snore through most of it due to your having over-indulged on da Coors and Budweisers during da first part of it???

by QuacksO February 15, 2023

Holiday Rules

An agreement within a relationship to not be exclusive while on vacation.

"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"

by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023

hoalie

n. Hockey netminder of dubious quality.

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Why have the Oilers signed another hoalie?

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

Holiday

Time away from your country of residence. Specifically not caravaning

I went to spain on holiday

by anonymous July 29, 2024

hobolicious

typically used to describe an area with a high volume or density of hobos.

Man, this party is hobolicious as flip. Let’s get outta here. Or we could hang at this hobolicious joint, and have a twerk off with the coolest looking hobo.

by zagroby September 8, 2023

holiday-moon

Luxury travel experts at Inspiring Travel often get requests for life-changing and milestone events that are worth celebrating such as a new baby, a graduation and a new job. The experts have coined this type of holiday as ‘holiday-moons’, following the surge in popularity of minimoons, babymoons and honeymoons.

We've planned our next holiday-moon!

by EC1002 September 14, 2023