j-hook

When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'

Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.

by Ross D October 24, 2007

hooker

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

After Jocelynn hooked my ankle with her field hockey stick, I called her a hooker.

by Annnnnaaaaaa123 October 18, 2006

Hookah bar

A place where douchebags go to shove hoses full of smoke into each others' assholes.

Hey Jefferey, wanna go to the hookah bar?

I wanted to anal pound my boyfriend and listen to Drake tonight, but sure.

by Stickygonads July 15, 2014

San Francisco Fish Hook

When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.

Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.

by zotlaker December 9, 2008

hook mouth

Facial spasm where the corner of the mouth hooks back; as if the lower lip had been caught on a fishing hook.

This occurs in response to receiving an odd or alarming piece of information.

Hook mouth is usually accompanied by reverse claw

"Did you hear about what happened to Cindy on the bus? She barfed!" *hook mouth*

by M.A.M and S.V.B December 15, 2008

Hook

A type of bowling release that causes the ball to curve, instead of go straight, towards its target.

Your ball has some serious hook on it, Carolyn!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

hookah lounge

Where people sit around, smoke, and be Armenian.

Fred was having a good time cracking jokes about genocide at the hookah lounge, little did he know he would be sought after by the entire Armenian population.

by yung brogre August 25, 2014