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Hood winkle

Someone that bamboozled u into buying something
I went on offerup purchase something and it was broke I got hood winkle
by Hood chick July 12, 2017
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hood bowl

It's when different gang members of opposing gangs all get together and play football against each other instead of shooting each other.
gangster 1 "hey man you goin' to dat hood bowl??" " it's gonna be tree top pirus vs 52 Hoover crips"

Gangster 2 " yea ima b there, I'm Rollin with the crips"
by Krod85 January 23, 2014
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Hood Minute

A situation that went badly in a quick manner.
"That shit went sideways in a hood minute"
by avalos768 August 17, 2016
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hood fantasy

The term to describe when a woman only wants to date black men that deal drugs, speak solely in slang, or exhibit any other black caricatures that are usually demonized by white media.
Friend 1: "Wait, how come Keisha turned down that nigga with the steady 9-5?"

Friend 2: "Gurl, she said he aint hustle enough, she still looking for a hood fantasy."
by tobadabs November 1, 2020
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hood lick

When you lick your finger and drag it along your car's hood to see how clean it is
Man, I totally hood licked my car the other day! It was absolutely shiny.
by SoloSoul September 25, 2018
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Hood Standard

Hood Standard is an occurrence commonly experienced by people in the inner city or the "hood." This occurs when a seemingly successful person from the hood is praised by fellow hood members for their impressive accomplishments. While this person might truly be successful, most are usually only successful by hood standards. In the hood, going to college and having a wide vocabulary might be seen as a tremendous success. However, outside of the hood, these accomplishments are commonplace. This causes the person to have a false sense of security and an inflated view of themselves. This can be detrimental when the person leaves the hood and is pushed to confront the real world, where their "accomplishments" might not mean much. It is important to remain level headed, humble and hardworking to avoid this false sense of security and prevent Hood Standard. When a successful person from the hood avoids Hood Standard they will become truly successful by all definitions in society.

(This is not to discredit the accomplishments of people from the hood as they do have to overcome enormous obstacles such as poverty and crime)
Hoodmember 1: "Wow man did you see Mike, he goes to community college and has a part time job, that kid is going places, what a success."
Hoodmember 2: "Yeah man, i wouldn't be surprised if he became president or a doctor and shit"
Person 3: Big deal, everyone in my town goes to college and works as well, they are no successes. Everyone does that. You guys are judging him by hood standard
by TheOneWhoGrooves March 30, 2015
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rusty hood

The act of receiving fellatio on a public bathroom while your anal sphincter is in close contact with the rusty drain that's totally in every bathroom.
Me: yo Brian did you get any ass last night?
Brian: hell yeah dude that bitch gave me a rusty hood!
by Alex Butthole November 25, 2013
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