Hairy Muff

Pretty much means fair enough but used when you someone says something thats rude but you find funny

Angus: Mate, wouldn't it be funny if you died from eating too much Nutella?
Myles: ahaha hairy muff it most defiantly would be

by PoshCunt69 January 7, 2015

hairy beast

a very hairy young man by the name of thomas wildthing.

hey hairy beast!

by goth-boy November 5, 2003

Hairy Mary

A girl who likes to rip your pubes put with her teeth and then eat it mixed with you semen.

"How was your date with Jenna last night?"
"She was a hairy Mary, dude"

by theduude September 25, 2013

Hairyareola

Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.

"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."

by JIM BLUE August 20, 2007

Hairy Samoa

When a chick bites all of the ass hair around a guys bunghole & pulls it all out with one giant jerk of her neck...not be be confused with the Samoa Girl Scout Cookies which are just made from said ingredients

I just got a "Hairy Samoa" & now no more dingleberries!

by Beelze_Bob October 1, 2009

hairy turtle

A term for a person's pubic hair or bush that has a bald spot.

Referring the the 'turtle' part of this nick name, a hairy turtle is more common in males than females(seeing as how women tend to shave their pubic region more often than men).

It seems that most men pride themselves on the cleanliness of their hairy turtle, rather than remove it.

by Innuendo Mistress October 30, 2010

hairy pickle

male reproductive organ.

(penis)

JC: did you see his hairy pickle?
AM: nah it was too small.

by AppleJack July 18, 2012