Definitions by theduude

Hairy Mary 

A girl who likes to rip your pubes put with her teeth and then eat it mixed with you semen.

"How was your date with Jenna last night?"
"She was a hairy Mary, dude"

Hairy Mary by theduude September 25, 2013

wanstable 

Someone who desperately wants to be a police officer, but for whatever reason is not in that profession. Combines the words wannabe and constable, the latter being the title of a police officer in Canada.

Dude, that John guy works at mall security but he's such a wanstable.

wanstable by TheDuude December 9, 2008