gappy

Word I used in scatteragories for a male name beginning with the letter 'G'. They didn't let me use it.

Gappy turned his attention to the world and proclaimed victory!

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

national gape day

National Gape Day is February 9th of each year. This is a day when guys are guaranteed that their girl will gape their ass for them and give unlimited anal.

I want to slide in my girls ass, but I have to wait until National Gape Day

by D.C.Sexrz February 9, 2019

gaper

A Tourist, particularly one who stops and stares at somthing while being completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Honolulu would be a nice place to live if it wasn't for all the freakin' gapers.

by Fillmore June 15, 2005

GAPA

(abbrev.) Great American Pavement Ape. Slang term, usu. derogatory, black male, a.k.a. African American. So called due to physical resemblance to ape / jungle primate, living in America instead of natural habitat in Africa or some other continent than American continent. Pavement refers to the urban landscape of pavement versus vegetation or other natural botanic elements in nature. "Great" is patronizing ironic reference to the term used in other, more legitimate toxonomic references.

Behold the mighty Great American Pavement Ape, body slammed by Epic Beard Man. GAPA got pwned.

by livefree May 29, 2010

gappy

Anything that is ill thought out. Anyone who is stupid.

I tried to speak to him intelligently but he's so gappy, I felt like I should be feeding him bananas.

by Almstrad September 8, 2008

gaph

A blow job from a girl to a guy.

"So he gaphed you right?"
"She's a gapher"
"I had a great gaph last night"

by Antonio Carter July 23, 2004

Gaper

A Skier or Snowboard who is usually not respected by many people in life, but thinks he/she will find that closure on the mtn, But really looks like a complete tool. Ski/ride with the latest gear. Paid for by their parents credit card (even tho they r in their late 20's to early 30's). Usually they only stay at high-end hotels mostly ski on ski off, they only go to the most popular resorts cause thats where they feel they would get the most respect out of there many Facebook updates throughout the day. There Facebook will usually read "hitting the craziest trail/obstacles" But in reality taking the easiest way down, or just completely bombin every trail.

Gaper 1 - "Yooo Gaper 2, where do you want to ski this weekend?"
Gaper 2 - "Lets just fly out west and ski the whole week"
Gaper 1 - "YESSS! No wonder you are my only friend"
Gaper 2 - "I am dying to try out these new ski, but i love my other new pair also"
Gaper 1 - "Just bought my plane ticket out west"
Gaper 2 - "Me to"
Gaper 1 - "Im going to buy a new shell."
Gaper 2 - "Me too"
Gaper 1 - "I'll buy a GoPro and you buy a hand held camcorder"
Gaper 2 - "You were reading my mind"
Gaper 1 - "I can't wait for Facebook to see how cool we are"
Gaper 2 - "Heard about it!!"

by Gnar Shredder5 March 14, 2011