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Someone who transports significant quantities of illicit drugs via car or train, and uses those drugs during the journey.
John was arrested at an Amtrak station after train officials smelled marijuana coming from his sleeper cabin. After police boarded the train and found large quantities of marijuana, it was determined that he was a gaph.
Gaph by Judge Stevens December 22, 2013
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tuna gaph 

too hook and curl your finger
HEY SMITTY!!!!!! I STUCK MY HAND IN THAT BITCHES PANIES, AND GAVE HER THE OLE TUNA GAPH.
tuna gaph by CHARLES HICKLE August 20, 2011

gaphetute 

Man with big dick. Usually around 2800 meters.
Damn look that at Gaphetute. I want that dick up my ass!
gaphetute by Duckie2800 November 29, 2021

Gaphing Nibble 

Luke - "Why'd you timeout Kenny on discord"

Rob - "well, to be honest, its, Gaphing Nibble"
Gaphing Nibble by Real_Tubby March 4, 2023

gapholer 

A driver who leaves an enormous amount of space between them and the next car, especially in a traffic jam.
That gapholer left enough room to let six big rig trucks get in front of them, and we are only doing 10 MPH!
gapholer by Maj. Dick Hertz December 14, 2017

Gaphoopi 

A word used to replace a swear or the name of animals.
You mother Gaphoopi, you piece of Gaphoopi, Gaphoopi Gaphoopi Gaphoopi Gaphoopi and I hope you Gaphoopi yourself, Philip.
Gaphoopi by Fatlip The Sadlip March 15, 2022
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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