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Share a flash drive

intransitive verb
1) to digitally trust
2) to copulate
3) to be intimate

noun

1) the act of having sex
2) intimacy
3) digitally trust
I trust her enough to share a flash drive with her, but even if I didn't-look at those sweater monsters.

Jillian failed a class during her final semester in college and didn't go to graduation because she could not walk until the Fall. It all started the morning of her final exam. Little did she know, her boyfriend Tucker S. Johnson had gone to an orgy of a group meeting the night before and share his flash drive with at least 7 other people. (S is short for Shangdong, his middle name. Shangdong is a province in China and also part of a Chinese practical joke involving a pint of Vegetable Lo Mein and a fake rubber penis.)

They were an active couple and had built a level of trust very early. She thought that he may have just been hanging around, after she let him use her flash drive when the network went out one day. Now, they had barely gone more than a day without staring a flash drive in five months...except when she was going through updates. He said he was comfortable with it, but she thought it would get too messy

Normally, she always uses protection, but her Norton subscription expired and she was broke. Tucker S. came in and within a minute, stuck his flash drive in her fast, small, and backwards compatible USB-C 3.1 port to get his data. The malware spread quickly and she got a rash immediately. The sad part about the entire thing is that the whole folder didn't even transfer. He just dribbled some temporary files in to her hard drive and that was enough to do it
by creatorofmehh June 8, 2019
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Ironing the flaps

Sucking on pussy lips so hard the wrinkles come out.
Met a girl at the bar and we went to her place and i was ironing the flaps for her.
by Rylund Guy August 7, 2020
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Crispy anal flaps

Anal flaps that are crispy
Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know
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Season 5 Flash

Arguably the absolute worst season of the arrowverse. Largely in part due to the lack of chin on the flash's costume. Grant Gustin without the chin piece in his suit is horrific to say the least. He looks like if a pedophile got stoned and started running around the city.
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Manny's meat flaps

Manny's meat flaps are made out of the hardest condoms you can find.
i love manny's meat flaps
manny's meat taste so good
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flappy mud flaps

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind
Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things

1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket

3 a cape to fly away in the wind

4 flappy mud flaps
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in a flash

Addie was upset so Mike had to cheer her up in a flash
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