delete your feet

when you delete your feet you cant move.

i just went on an delete your feet yesterday, and now you cant move.

by peeps get yeeted June 16, 2023

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Jet Feets

Running fast or making someone else run.

I had him running Jet Feets last night.

by BKwho November 6, 2022

Goddess Tavia feet

Perfect feet that make all men weak in their pants

Goddess tavia feet is the greatest gift to mankind and makes me finish to quickly by just looking

by Tinygrinder December 29, 2024

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

Snuffs My Feet

The fuck if I know

“Snuffs my feet if I know, you André 3000 not knowin’ ass.”

by MexicanBabyFeet July 30, 2021

Coolidge feet

Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.

Look at her feet! She definitely has Coolidge feet.

by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023