feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.

Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"

by txba397 August 26, 2011

Man Faced Tit Stand

A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS

Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred

by Anthony J H November 6, 2007

feed the middle

Taking a dump - comes from one of the greatest movies of all time - The Human Centipede. After the three people are attached ass to mouth in a line - the first part of the hum an"centipede" takes a shit. Of course, it goes into the mouth of the second part of the "centipede" while the mad doctor screams "Yah! Feed the bitch".

To your friends while getting up to go take a shit - "Alright guys, I gotta go feed the middle.

by Dr. Shitfuck June 5, 2010

bird feed

Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.

bird feed equals Vlad or nikolai

by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010

heroin faced

The act of getting so drunk and high that at first glance it would appear that you are on heroin or some other kind of strong opiates.

dude after alex and raemy killed the rest of the jim and smoked a blunt,they werent sure if they could take that whole shot then they were pretty heroin faced

by AXLEGREASE MAGNUM November 21, 2010

Dont feed the Troll

Not giving the attention a troll needs.

Adrian: AMERICA SUCKS!!!
Jay: NO IT DOESN'T!!!
Adrian: *laughs* I was trolling you, thanks for the attention XD
Jay: GRRRRRR.
Xavier: Dont feed the troll, Jay. Next time, when Adrian says something like that, think about if he's trolling or being serious.

by carafa0123 May 22, 2016

shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.

"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')

by dr. sausage September 29, 2007