dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012

Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.

If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.

by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

dick sundae

When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off

Dude you gotta try a Dick Sundae it's a great snack for your girl

by Dick sun dae September 18, 2013

dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013

dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

by MagicMicah January 5, 2014