Dan Marino Challenge

As you are pooping, before the poop leaves your butthole you grab your penis and use it as a firehose and cut the poop in half #ri #mg #scripps

I did the Dan Marino Challenge the last time I took a dump, it was insane

by R Dolla Sign January 7, 2018

Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

Dan Quan

a unit of measuring the overall girth of a person relative to the size of the Dan Quan himself

That fat girl that my roommate brought over was approximately 1 2/3 Dan Quan's!

by K2008 May 5, 2011

Red Eye Dan

He is the oracle of things muchly funny. The inventor of the acronym ROFLMAOYFC (roll on floor laughing my ass of you fucking cunt)

It's his name you fools

by doneanddusted April 17, 2005

spray tan dan

One who spray tans on a weekly basis to avoid sun cancer, and rubbery dried out skin from tanning beds.

Danny boy aka spray tan dan

by dr knowitall jr December 10, 2010

daddy dan howell

Daddy Dan Howell is what a lot of confused horny teenagers call internet star Daniel Howell or otherwise knows as Danisnotonfire when he does something hot or mildly sexy.

Daniel Howell : winks at camera because of lame innuendo

Every horny teenage girl/boy: OMG DADDY DAN HOWELL FUCK ME UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF ASDFGHJKL YASSS

by Kawaiipineapple December 10, 2017

hot dan

Similar to a hot carl, it's when someone takes a crap in your hair, and you use it to spike it up.

Dude, I like your hair.
Thanks, it's a hot dan!
Dude.. that's gross.

by Mike The Hawk Hawkins February 23, 2008