Dan Time

The act of telling someone a specific time for a specific task, thing, or event but never being on time

He said he will arrive at 1pm but I am sure it is dan time so he will arrive 5pm

by nubito November 27, 2025

Dan’s Syndrome

An unrelenting, visceral attraction to morbidly obese women

“Man this girl is really hot but that absolute tank is guarding her”

“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”

by Shmoopers69 January 13, 2026

Dan Campbell

As of 2026, the head coach of the NFL’s Detroit Lions. Since January 2021, Campbell has coached the Lions and is considered by many to be one of, if not the greatest head coach in the franchise’s history. He holds an impressive record of 54-45-1 and has the most playoff wins as a Lions head coach at 2 (as of 1/13/26). He’s known for his pride in his teammates, his ballsy plays (for fuck’s sake he had an offensive tackle play QB once), and being allergic to field goals. It doesn’t matter if you have one asscheek and three toes, he will beat your ass. You can knock him down, he will smile at you, he will get up, and on the way up he will bite a kneecap off.

In short, Jesus 2.

Dan Campbell is the greatest football coach in existence.

by beef boss January 13, 2026

commuter dan

an extremely deep yet sarcastic, cynical, and intelligent person who likes to untag himself on facebook. often causes laughter and has facebook profile pictures that are literary allusions.

did you read commuter dan's article? it was so deep and he got a 19/20!

by residential emily & lena July 8, 2009

cowboy dan

a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately

"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"

by obie January 26, 2004

Sloppy Dan

Noun: A type of sandwich consisting of ground beef and a tomato-based sauce like Manwich served on a hamburger roll.

Person One: Can you brown some hamburger, please? Let's have Manwich for dinner.
Person two: Oh you mean, a Sloppy Dan?

by guysm1ley December 2, 2020

Doing a Dan

Doing a Dan means not have any work to do. Mostly used in the IT industry where "doing a Dan" means having an empty calendar and not much to do.

Greg: hey, what's your plan for today?
Milan: aah, I am quite busy, I have to do some plumbing, then lunch and might play some games.
Greg: You doing a Dan then, good on ya

by romtom September 1, 2021