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hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate 

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me
being surprised
Holy Damn! i just got $1k on my check.
Holy Damn by bobby!!!!!! November 30, 2016

jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"
Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!
jean claude van damn by el materdor December 24, 2008

If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will 

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.
Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!

so damn garbage 

the epitomy of trash; can't get any worse than this; lacking skill in reference to any videogame; in so many words....utter trash
gamer 1:Man B-dub you, is so damn garbage at every game we play.

gamer 2:That was just unnecessary and crass man........bit
so damn garbage by j-dilla June 6, 2003

too damn bad

Usually said when someone is whining about a task they don't wanna do. It'll shut someone up easily that is complaining.
Little Warden Walker: I'm tired of this grandpa!
Grandpa Walker: WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! You keep diggin'!
Little Warden Walker: Well excuse me.

Kid 1: Can you buy us another controller for our Wii?
Mom: You already have 3, what wrong with those?
Kid 2: All 4 of us want to play SSBB, together, at the same time!
Kid 3: Please?
Kid 4: We just have to! We have to!
Mom: Well that's too damn bad. I ain't buyin' you another one.
too damn bad by Pirated! May 30, 2013