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cracker-sped

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.

2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes

3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.

That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!

He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009
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Cracker Barrel

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.
"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"
by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023
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Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017
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poop crackers

Poop crackers are crackers that have the unfortunate demise of being covered in poop.
by Yeth68419 May 2, 2021
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Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.
"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."
by Kuhreezo April 26, 2021
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Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.
That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.
by Ushie December 16, 2008
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 9, 2019
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