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crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 15, 2017
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The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.
Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon
by Brickcuc May 14, 2022
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Crabbing

Taking a haircomb and running it through your pubes to get the crabs out
"damn bitch you need to go crabbing"
by octoNG March 13, 2023
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Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases
Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga
by Jokle May 20, 2015
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Crab mentality

You love being social and all together however if you put a bucket out there with a bunch of us or crabs you see one crab try to climb out and escape that bucket. The next Crab sees this and maneuvers to climb over all others and grab that other “Mitch” Crab and pull his Crab ass back down. Essentially at its core, the meaning of someone not supportive of someone you know who is going above and beyond to push forward, or surpassing their status .
The Crab Mentality in this area is too much. It’s Toxic, Abrasive without care or consideration for the better of us as a whole community.
by Crab Mentality April 6, 2024
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Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .
Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"
by CAbbyG November 12, 2019
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Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).
Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf
by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020
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