clusterphobisize

When you start to feel clusterphobic and overwhelmed from a person invading your personal bubble making you feel clusterphobisized.

Ace is always trying to jump on my lap making me feel clusterphobisized

by Beautiful_beauty April 16, 2023

ClusterPost

When you mix up your instant messaging posts and post to the wrong IM thread, thus creating a cluster fuck with all your mates.

Dave ClusterPosted to the wrong thread telling everyone how much of a slut Mary is, and now all the wives on the thread are pissed at her and all the dudes are hitting her - a total cluster fucj.

by GasStationSushi May 6, 2023

clustershow

Noun: A mostly safe-for-work portmanteau of clusterfuck and shitshow.

I am so over this clustershow of a training session.

by dalibby May 24, 2023

clusterchug

When there are three or more breweries within walking distance of each other.

I love checking out the breweries on First Street in San Jose. It’s a total clusterchug.

by weiss squad May 26, 2023

Clusterfuck

A mobile game called Triple Match.

Hey Lisa, did you end up playing clusterfuck last night? I need some divine intervention after that last round!

by SlickityNickity June 5, 2023

clusterfuckstrated

When you are frustrated by the clusterfuck you have going on.

“John are you OK?” “ yeah I’m just clusterfuckstrated with what’s going on here”

by Slippery906 June 26, 2023

Clusterous

A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.

Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”

Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”

Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that”

by XFaceflaps69 December 23, 2023