Clusterous

A heavy layer of clusters forms a crusty jagged surface on and around one’s skin and body parts. Common in their natural environment in council estates and 3rd world countries. In certain communities the size and amount of your clusterous’ determine social standing, often with the largest and biggest clusterous holders leading the charge.
Man “Have you seen my clusterous?”

Woman “Everyone seen your clusterous John, it’s nothing to be proud of. Peters is much bigger.”

Man 1 “ Hey bro, I just caught five more clusterous ex off Alisha last night”
Man 2 “ Nice bro, I respect that
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Prolapsacider

This miracle product has been the best selling prolapse related beverage since the the early 1800s. Particularly popular with prostitues and pornographic film models. Long since established in Hollywood where the product was launched a decade before Donald Trump Sr Sr was born, it has since traveled far and wide and is helping people prolapse from Moscow to Paris Over to London and deep in the reaches of east Asia and the Outback, a truly amazing product, and if you haven’t tried it your mum has.
Man “I’ve got a pain in my ass..”
Woman “have you been drinking that Prolapsacider again?”

*Man 1 can’t sit down
Man2 “What’s up man?”
Man1 “Man I had two bottles of Prolapsacider last night..”
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