Person 1: What time is it
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
by nutsucker9000 March 2, 2022
Get the Clockmug. Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
Get the Constipated Clockmug. 
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the 《¤》Clock《¤》Wise《¤》clock《¤》wisd《¤》Clock《¤》Wise《¤》mug. The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.
I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
Get the Fertilize the clockmug. A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
Get the Alarm clockmug. Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
Get the Clock-Blockingmug.