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no its no ya fukin dobber a "chode" is when sum1s dick is wider than it is long get yer facts right ya gimp, u jst must b para coz it applies tae u ya rocket
cupple of mates watchin a porn
"aw for fuk sake look at eh state a tht chode"
"ha ha wat a gimp wits he meant tae dae wae tht"
"mahn shees no gonna get nyhin outta ae it eva"
"ha ano ma fukin nipple wid dae a betta fukin job thn tht stump"
A turd, dump, poo, shit etc.
"I'll rub your feet in a moment Grandma, i'm just off for a quick choddie"
Chode has become a universal word.. When you have nothing to say, simply insert "Chode", and instantly the person nearest to you will understand your inner-most thoughts.

Sure it's actual meaning is quite disturbing, and there has come to be many definitions for this diverse word, but its life.

Chode can be used as an insult, compliment, expression, exclamation, statement, question, name, city, state, province, area code, bar code, country, continent, district, lyric, ANYTHING.
ew, he is such a chode.
chode by astisya February 13, 2007
A Penis That is Fatter Than It is Long.
There is also a Walking Chode.
Chode by Tmac October 22, 2004
a penis that is wider than it is long
"yo my boyfriend nick has a chode i saw it last night when we tried to fuck!"
chode by peanut and trixie February 28, 2008

Red Chode Muffin 

A bi-sexual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the ass after getting pissed on by Transsexuals with Chlamydia
That Jonah Smith is a quite the Red Chode Muffin!
Red Chode Muffin by Chris4Life April 29, 2009