Chair

Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick

Person 1: that chair is so annoying

Person 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead

by SheDoCocaineInMyBasement April 6, 2024

Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato

A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit

by anonymous February 29, 2024

Chair Stream

A livestream in which the streamer spends a lot of time away from the broadcast, leaving an empty chair and perhaps some plagiarized video to entertain the audience.

Andy’s been on the toilet for the past half hour as the video he’s “reacting” to keeps playing! Is this chair stream even legal?

by Sitbear April 1, 2024

Spinny Chair Girl

The girl in a friendship group of only guys who gets passed around like a roulette

“Have u seen Emma she’s such a spinny chair girl”

by Monsterultrapink July 11, 2022

Chair

Every chair is a seat, but not every seat is a chair.

Take a seat. Pull up a chair.

by Killianchair July 14, 2022

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

chair step

Sit in a chair. now remove the chair but stay standing. now you can march!

Chair stepping, every marchers worst dream.

by magpie.87 July 21, 2022