prostate cancer

an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-

doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp

by king if wat the fucc? January 6, 2008

cancer kazoo

The annoying wheeze of a smoker.

I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

texticular cancer

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009

Eye Cancer

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013

shit-canned

to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.

Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.

by Italian Stallion September 24, 2005

Shit Canned

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.

Those people in the WTC got shit canned.

by Wasabimoto August 14, 2009

Cancer

1. A mutation of DNA in a cell, causing it to never stop reproducing

2. Any form of shitposting a large group, or an expression of accusing a community or group of being weird or obsessive.

1. My grandmother died last year of liver cancer

2. The anime community is so cancerous, I thing I'm dying

by Arakon May 30, 2016