Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
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Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases
Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga
by Jokle May 19, 2015
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Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina
Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom
by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021
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crab shellin'

a state of mind while under the influence of the dankiest dank, where you feel as if you are running around in your body.
"Holy shit, I'm crab shellin' tough"
by balls in my throat January 16, 2009
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The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 17, 2010
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Crab pinch

It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.
Karen about to get this crab pinch if she don’t stop sucking this dick with her teeth
by Jacob coco November 02, 2017
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Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018
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