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Brandon

By far one of the awesomest guys you'll ever meet. Speaks Swedish, Retardish, and English. Supringsly cute for a Chinese guy .D!!! Really fun to hang around, and extremely hilarious though sometimes his epic donkey/hyeena laugh is way funnier then his jokes. Able to make you smile, even at times when it seems like that's the last thing you'd ever be able to do. Likes to have dance parties in closets with unicorns and somehow the unicorns and him are able to dance to songs by Skillet and says "KIN'S SO SMALL!!!" every five seconds.
Definately a person worth spending your time with.
Brandon: Oh hey can I borrow some notes for tommorow's test?
Drake: Yeah sure definatel-
Brandon: KIN'S SO SMALL!!!
by TheUnicornStealer December 15, 2011
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No one likes Brandon
by AlienKiller June 2, 2014
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Dark Brandon

Nothing but a crappy meme made as a massive coping mechanism by Biden supporters to cope with the fact that they support a complete clown of a president. Most of these memes praises Biden for his recent "accomplishments' which are just a bunch of bills that will cause Bidenflation to get worse and impose harsher taxes on the middle class.
Biden supporter: Dark brandon is rising! Look at the Job growth! Look all these bills he passed! IRA will decrease inflation! Plus he killed a terrorist while recovering from COVID! Lets go dark brandon!!!

Logical person: You do realize IRA will force you to pay higher taxes to pay off inflation and the reason job growth is so high is because people have been taking up a second job to be able to afford basic necessities that are no longer affordable due to inflation. Plus Biden did not kill anyone, a US drone operator did and Al-Qaeda has no been a threat to us since OBL died.

Biden supporter: wrong! Lets go dark brandon! Lets go dark brandon!
by clinteastwood76 August 25, 2022
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Braydon

Has a micro penis and is BIG GAY and is fruity in the booty- only in the booty. Also only acts upon “blumpkin” doesn’t receive.
He’s obviously “Braydon”.
by HeeHeeHa January 6, 2019
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Brandon

A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.
Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.
by Qwertyuiop1234567890$@ May 27, 2018
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Brandon

The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex
I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!
by wordfucker November 12, 2009
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Brandon

Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.
My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.
by psycho daddi July 14, 2011
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