Naked Bike

A type of motorcycle that is usually a crossover between a sport-bike and a cruiser. They are recognized by the minimal amount of body taken off for weight saving and a riding position that is upright and comfortable. They are usually criticized by sport-bike riders as "weak wannabe sport-bike riders" but they are really just jealous that these guys were smart enough to choose performance and comfort instead of busting their butts on ever pebble on the road.

Yo bro, your Naked Bike is so lame, you need to get a super sport to get that real performance; well maybe not, you should keep the bike that matches your performance in the bedroom.

by I post dumb words May 17, 2018

Ghost Bike

An Electric (EAPC) Bike which has been manufactured above EAPC (Current UK Legal requirements) by exceeding the following:

Its electric motor:

1) must have a maximum power output of 250 watts
2) should not be able to propel the bike when it’s travelling more than 15.5mph

Thus meaning that the Ghost Bike is illegal as it is over powered and not registered with the DVLA and not displaying a valid registration plate. Meaning you can Ghost Finger with ease when a Gatso speed camera takes your photo.

I love my Ghost Bike, its just a shame the Gang Stalkers abuse it like they have me.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

Bike

Word used for a penis.

Are you going to be busy fixing a bike later on tonight?

by Colton Hughes May 20, 2005

Dyke Bike

When calling somebody a "dyke bike" you are essentially calling them gay, stupid, or lame. Can also be referred to as "that bike".

You can be a dyke and not ride that bike, but if you read that bike you are most certainly a dyke.

Being a Dyke Bike is a bad thing, avoid riding that bike at ALL costs.

Joey: I'm the coolest person ever.
Chaz: Nah son, you're riding that Dyke Bike.
Joey: You're right, YOU HAVE ONE KILL ON YOUR HOOOOSTTTT!

Joey: Yo Chaz are you ridin' that bike?
Chaz: Ova Dova.

by Chazzy Dawg August 21, 2011

bike messenger

Someone that dedicates there life and money from their paycheck in to their fixed gear bike so that they look cooler, also they mostly hang out at bars and or bike shops. Sometimes you can find them at random parties with people they dont even know, they sometimes ride in packs just to make them selves look much much cooler.

bike hipster bike messenger

by Thedr.Pepper December 11, 2009

houdini bikini

During sex, the man cums half his load into the girl while saving the remainder to pull out on the girls hips and general bikini area. This gives the illusion that the man pulled out; which makes the girl happy because she can only handle so many morning after pills per week.

By now, months have passed and you have been out of the picture for some time. Meanwhile, the woman gives birth... and you, just as Houdini, have long since disappeared.

A: That guy Maria hooked up with at Rick's Steakhouse Pavilion last winter pulled a Houdini Bikini...

B: She said he pulled out but c'mon, that's how effective the Houdini can be if properly executed.

A: Precisely, and that B, is where single mothers come from

by HANDLE WITH CARE June 17, 2011

Like riding a bike

This use to mean something that is very easy to recall, or something that once learned is quite hard to forget, but as of recent times this is no longer accurate. From now on, in honor of Sleepy Joe Biden, it will be used to refer to a complete fail or an embarrassing mistake, or when somebody forgets something very basic that they should know or something they knew how to do for a long time.

1.
Joe Biden's presidency is just like riding a bike.

2.
I can't believe you forgot the words to that song that you knew by heart all of your life, that was just like riding a bike! Come on man!

by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022