bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

Teddy Bear

A stuffed bear with glasses and a tie. Reminded me of my Colonel. I came in it.

Teddy bear.

Was he really gonna tell her that he loved her?

"I came in the bear."

by HeadKlansman June 18, 2008

koala bear

A sexual position in which the male is on his hands and knees and the female is latched to his underbelly with her arms and legs wrapped around the male.

I fucking koala bear'ed that bitch last night for hours.

by hapnnsas April 10, 2006

bear clit

a very large and very hairy vagina, usually found on very big girls that are ugly as sin

damn bitch you are huge! i bet you have a bear clit.

by phenompyrus April 20, 2004

Mississippi Bear Claw

A sexual term used when your love making partner grabs your testicles from behind and yanks them backwards until there stuck in your ass crack.

Billy was talking to his girlfriend Jenny during sex one night, he said to her "Forget the Dirty Sanchez baby, give me the Mississippi Bear Claw!"

by Ryan Tetlow September 23, 2006

pookie bear

a cutesy name given to a man.

Travis Lee Metzger is my pookie bear.

by Sarah Quackenbush November 18, 2007

Playoff Beard

When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.

"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."

"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."

by Andrew Dargel June 1, 2006