beaner

A beaner is a "woman boner"
An enlarged clitoris.
An aroused clitoris

When I see that guy, I get a raging beaner.
Rub my beaner

by marge-eronius December 1, 2011

Justin beaver

justin beaver is a mythical creature that uses its tail while singing highly to disorient and kill its prey. which is unaffective on any creature around age 11-14, or prostitues.

uh oh, i thought i spotted a justin beaver hiding in my closet.

by holy_shit_its_a_cow January 16, 2011

Beaver

Beaver in reference to a vagina. A lightly tufted python goblin.

"Jim: Honey, will you get your beaver over here to devour my python?"
"Sarah: Snake your way ever 'ere big boy, my lightly tufted python goblin will make your one eyed python wish it was never circumsized!"

by F;edermaus187 February 3, 2005

beaver slap

When a woman takes her overly-loose pussy lips and binds them together with yarn. After her lips are bound, she then proceeds to "slap" them against her partner's eye in a backhanded motion until one of her partner's eyes swells completely shut...arrrrgh...pirate style!

The impact of Jenny's beaver slap rendered Jerry's right eye useless.

by assclown23 April 3, 2003

beavertail

verb; the action of having a man's testicles hit the back of a woman during intercourse.

John had to stop because he hurt his balls with the beavertail on mary.

by Guid0 August 3, 2010

Beaner

That thing you don't want on your lawn

Beaners can overcome many obstacles, just look at the Rio Grande

by jojo4456 April 10, 2008

Beaner

1. a baseball deliberately thrown at the batter's head 2. disparaging term for a Mexican, especially a laborer who crosses the U.S. border illegally

That beaner pitcher tried to take me out with a beaner my first up-at-bat.

by Herb N. Dictionary November 23, 2002