by Bridget MC January 7, 2008
Get the pussy beard mug.Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.
Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006
Get the meat beard mug.A bead artist who spends all her waking hours creating beautiful bead jewelry. She travels all around the world teaching beading and even has her pieces worn by the most beautiful women ever seen.
by backstopbob May 23, 2006
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He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
He is the captain of a grand shipscht.
"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "
by Kenscht February 17, 2007
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Get the Lady Beard mug.I thought I had wiped well enough but judging by the streaks my Tractor Beams picked up a few klingons.
by Dirty Glenn January 24, 2017
Get the Tractor Beams mug.A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.
by Tizzle Kizzle February 19, 2005
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