barclay

the name of a male cat that has been nootered, usually with a quiet temperament and no distinctive personality.

"Hey Jim, you're cat is so calm and nice. Must be a Barclay?"

by Sara Kerens September 8, 2008

barreled

verb, past tense: hooked up with an overweight female.

fool took six shots of sved and got straight barreled.

by dirty c 40 July 4, 2006

Cracker Barrel

A restaurant in the South, which got its name from old school Cowboys. Where the term cracker came from

Theres to many cracka's at Cracker Barrel. Lets get some viddles somewhere else

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out

look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!

by Alex April 15, 2004

Okinawan Water Bracelet

A sexual act between three indivudals involving three charcoal briquettes, a ball gag, two flogging paddles, a water hose, and a jar of honey. A filthy sexual act that requires a certain dexterity and flexibility of its participants. The spreading of and simultaneous stuffing of certain bodily orfices is required of all participants. Originated in picnic areas and water parks in the United States in the early 1990s. Popular among gay men and drunk college girls 'looking to experiment' after consuming bottles of Mad Dog 20/20.

"Dude, did you hear that Billy gave Chachi and Dirk an Okinawan Water Bracelet last night at the party, right in front of everybody? That dude craaaaaaaaaazy!"

by Grand_D_D August 4, 2009

cracker barrel

draping one's scrotum over another's face, eyes or mouth, usually while the victim is asleep

Thatcher is asleep; somebody needs to give him a cracker barrel.

by tbone82 July 27, 2011

Barclay's Banker

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005