ass pickle

Ass Pickle is an insult used to call someone something similar to a piece of shit. However, it gets the mind thinking as it combines the words together and is therefore more funny.

You are such an Ass Pickle.

What up, Ass Pickle?

by Takuban November 3, 2006

Flat ass

A very flat booty. Usally people with one either hate themselves or think that they don't have one.

That girl has such a flat ass!

by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019

a whole ass

Used casually as a unit of measurement, referring to a person or object

wow she just had a whole ass baby !

by Latinprinxess October 15, 2017

sinner's ass

A synonym for diarrhea, especially when it is induced by the overconsumption of alcoholic beverages.

I got spongy on Guinness last night and now I have a bad case of sinner's ass.

by Gliese November 27, 2009

Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 6, 2007

office ass"

a female that looks good at work mainly because all of the other females are ugly as hell.

She is "office ass", a ten here at work, but out in public she would just be a 6.

by UUdog October 3, 2007

ass towel

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

by gunshow February 11, 2005