When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.
by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011
Get the Turtle Shufflemug. A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.
by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020
Get the dragon turtlemug. by Rat hargreeves April 22, 2021
Get the Sneezy the Turtlemug. by Smartypants79 August 15, 2015
Get the desert turtlemug. by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021
Get the turtle fetishmug. In contrast to "turtles all the way down", an expression of the problem of infinite regress, the "bottom turtle" is the foundation upon which everything else is built.
An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
An example from computer security:
You have some software with a secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it. Now you have a key, which is really another kind of secret that you need to protect, so you encrypt it, and so it becomes turtles all the way down. To break this loop, we need to establish a bottom turtle. There must be a secure root of trust either in hardware or a trusted external system upon which the security of the system is built.
by turtle_zero September 25, 2020
Get the bottom turtlemug. When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
by Daddy Daboob November 9, 2017
Get the Turtle Dippin’mug.