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Woman in the know

A woman, most often a teen woman who knows just about everything there is to know about sex,drugs,how to have an orgasm,how to get boys and how to outwit parents and teachers etc. and shears her knowledge with other women, most often teen women.
by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011
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Woman's purpose

To put boys in their place so they become men.
A woman's purpose is to show boys truth so they become men.
by zelord May 22, 2011
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Woman

Something to love and respect and if played right...something to put your dick in
Dave-you going to the bar tonight?
Jerry-No im gonna go give all the love an respect in the world tonight to my woman(girlfriend/lover)so I can fuck her
by ...what? May 18, 2009
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crazy woman

1. A troubled woman that makes bad decisions for herself and is usually beautiful, seen through society's standard, which leads to exploitation through media.

2. Used as an derogatory term for Independent Women who do not see a need to have a man in their life permanently.

Note: Often, bitch is inserted for woman.
1. That stripper is one crazy woman.

2. (Derogatory and usually applied when a woman dumps a man and does not return his phone calls, e-mail, does not respond irrationaly and goes about her life, etc.) She's just a crazy woman/bitch.
by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008
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Amish mud woman

When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.
I just watched a video of the Amish mud woman and wanked for 20 minutes.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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woman

someone who identifies as a woman
1: did you see that super helpful definition of a woman?
2: hell yeah man, urban dictionary is the best
by dolphin_mother May 16, 2017
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Woman Fail

When a male fails at his gender and becomes a Woman Fail. This can be due to possible feminine traits that the person has, such as constantly observing ones reflection, paying for expensive branded clothes or owning a woman phone (expensive and pointless)

It is usually shortened down to simply calling the said man a woman.
Guy 1: god, he looks at his reflection so much, even in his phone

Guy 2: yeah, its because he's a woman fail.
by Benenenenen July 16, 2010
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