weener 

a shlong

lewis has a big weener

weener by orlando mano July 11, 2022

Swine whiner 

A person who panics during epidemics or pandemics. Thinking and judgment is usually suspended, resulting in spontaneous reactions rather than proactive actions.

(Sigh) when will these swine whiners learn to keep their bodies clean on the inside so they don't get sick in the first place?

Swine whiner by Deaf Drummer April 30, 2009

Spoon Wiener Slapper 

Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.

"It's the Spoon Wiener Slapper!"

*slap slap slap slap slap*

Spoon Wiener Slapper by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 29, 2011

Beaver wiener 

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

Beaver wiener by Orbweaver July 8, 2011

Crutch Wiener 

Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.

Person 1: Man using crutches sucks

Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.

Crutch Wiener by The Void 87 October 9, 2012

Steamy Wiener 

When your hitting a girl from the back and you pull out a hot dog and stick it in her butt

I was hitting Emily from the back and I gave her the Steamy Wiener

Steamy Wiener by ducks2019 August 19, 2016

Square wiener 

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus

Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy

Square wiener by Rileythompson61 May 10, 2017