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going turtle

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.
It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.
by Johnny_gilb July 21, 2016
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Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.
Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye
by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016
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Black Turtle

Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkllzx June 7, 2018
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toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016
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To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.
Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!
by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022
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Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.
You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.
by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021
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dragon turtle

A kind hearted creature with extremely dark humor. If you come across a dragon turtle don’t take it to seriously when it insults you because then you might make it sad. Dragon turtles don’t like others being sad.
The great dragon turtle was at that place again”
by YukineRose1405 November 17, 2020
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