tank

The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet. Best done in public restrooms, always a crowd pleaser at the office too.

Also known as the Upper Tanker, 2000 Flushes Brown, Upper Decker, Going Up Top, and The Gift That Keeps On Giving. For a nice twist on this see Upper Deck Deluxe.

"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"

by sirbrutus September 5, 2008

poop-tank

A more direct, elegant expression of the upper decker.

Feces --> Toilet Tank --> Flush >>> Poop Tank

by The Unmasked Avenger January 3, 2005

B-Tranks

A drug that can either be snorted as crystals or melted down into a liquid which can then be injected via syringe into the blood stream. B is short for Beaver as trank is short for tranquilizer. While the drug is not actually a beaver tranquilizer it contains most of the active chemicals found in beaver tranquilizers. The effects of the drug can be described as being both drunk and on a coke high.

Last night I got my hands on some B-Tranks, lets go get "b" wasted!

I snorted two bumps of B-Trank last night and felt god-like.

by MC_is_me November 2, 2011

tank

1.Anyone who is abolutely amazing in any athletic event such as: hockey, football, soccer, etc..

1."Hey nice goal Brett. You're a tank!"

by jared.b March 11, 2007

Tank yellow

The most vulger, discusting, vile, repulsive, terrible thing that has ever exsisted. often refferred to as a way stronger insult that queer, bitch, fag, or anything else insulting

Synonyms: Meekrop, ass vagina, period blood

Antonyms: Puppys, Rainbows

1) My mom washed my mouth out with bleach because i asked what tank yellow ment.
2) Tank yellow should not be said in front of ladies.

by RN.CL.AN July 12, 2010

top-tankin

When you drain the top tank of the toilet, and proceed to lay a steaming triple-coil in it. Mainly done by rich white kids.

Dont use the washroom. i was just top tankin

by Norge March 25, 2004

crank tank

Someone who is a barrel full of grumpiness. Despite all actions to turn the tidal mood, this mammal refuses efforts on all fronts. Applying the phrase "crank tank" when referring to said offender will often remedy the situation, assisting the grump bucket in performing a 180 degree turnaround.

"He woke up from his nap in full crank tank mode. He was pouting like a grump-asaur!"

"That girl is walking the crank tank plank."

by ahwoodul May 29, 2009