MOTHER OF TIME

FUCK YOU NATIVE KING ALWAYS

What will you come up with, with the assumptions you make?

How does that make any sense, blah blah blah. MOTHER OF TIME. But of course someone will say they did it before.

by King Zero owner of da Universe September 4, 2023

methological time

A meth addict's penchant for being so disorganized to the point that he/she is always late for everything, and loses their ability to stop doing random activities instead of what they need to do. VERY inefficient use of time.

I knew she'd be late, she's always running on methological time.

by mostdiggity January 8, 2015

Sofa time

Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.

Hey Bob, shall we just chill and have some sofa time watching a video?

by songthrush February 10, 2012

titty-time

Indicative of being the right time, place, and mood to suck on a woman’s tits.

He told his woman, “It’s titty-time”, and started sucking on her tits.

by MAGDEVODOGsh February 15, 2021

brady time

When being at least 15 minutes late is acceptable. Also the next day doesn't start until you go to sleep and wake up the following morning regardless of time.

Shannon: it's midnight your birthday is over!
Jenn: No! I'm running on Brady time it's still my birthday until I wake up tomorrow.

Or

Jay: Your late!
Shannon: Only by an hour im still technically on time I run on Brady time!

by Brady time raveled December 25, 2013

Bornos Time

that short period of time when ur in ur robe after a shower in the midst of your life completely falling apart.

Dang this calls for some bornos time.

by Tohighfkt August 2, 2020

yea time

tea time but your crappy iphone auto corrected it to yea

'i love sunday yea time'
'dang it *tea'

by Idontknowwhattoput December 7, 2014