When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.
My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
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watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
by Joe144p November 18, 2025
Get the Chair Porn mug.a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.
Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)
like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.
(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
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by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025
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Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
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Get the shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV mug.There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato
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