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Chaired Custody

When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.
My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025
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Chair Porn

Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"

"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
by Joe144p November 18, 2025
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Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
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Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Girl is Doing Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He Takes a Tazer and Tases her on The Asshole
“OMG Judy, You Look Like You Spent a Night on Jo’s Chinese Electric Chair
by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025
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Chinese Electric Chair

When a Blonde Woman does Reverse Cowgirl with a Chinese Man, and He takes a taser and tastes her on The Asshole
“Yoooo, That Was The Best Chinese Electric Chair I’ve ever given someone”
by CBKTM10! December 9, 2025
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a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce
Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025
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Plastic chair

There are several different plastic chairs in the world however there is one specific chair belonging to a man named Vergil from legend. Should one sit upon the chair motivation shall course through their body and their portal opening days shall start with the blessed power of the Yamato
A dude: Eh I’ll go to the gym tomorrow

Plastic chair: Stares intimately

A dude : Fuck it ima sit
by anonymous February 29, 2024
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