A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024

A very good man, he restored Germany and made it powerful. What he did was amazing and great. His sexy mustache makes me wanna suck his cock. Sadly, he killed himself when the russian assholes were in Germany. he will always be remembered for his remarkable actions. he also had a place of paradise called Auschwitz.
by I_Got_Devil_Horns October 31, 2022

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024

To insert your penis into a vagina or anus whilst also inserting one testicle. Refer to The Albert Hall which is very similar to The Hitler but with the addition of the second testicle inserted also.
by thenosy1 April 23, 2025

A frustrated Austrian painter who eradicated thy opps by matter of genocide. As known, Adolf was a hardcore blood, so when he found out about the blue in the israel flag, he was forced to unleash warfare against his crippin opps. Adolf slid for von, unleashing anger in the crips of israel and they dissed his kicks and said his Jordan's were fake, to which hitler shot them all. Hitler, also known as hoodler is famous on oblock and even has a statue in his name there.
Crippin Jew- "Aye whatchu doin on my block whiteboy negative melanin sour cream lookin ass?"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"
Hitler- "Ich denke, es wäre das Beste für dich, mein Territorium zu verlassen, du Idiot. Ich werde die Kraft meines Schnurrbartes auf Ihre gesamte Blutlinie entfesseln. Du solltest gehen, bevor ich dich mit meiner Waffe treffe, sonst hättest du mir keine andere Wahl gelassen, als deine Religion auszurotten."
Crippin Jew-"Fuck you say to me whiteboy ass?"
Adolf Hitler- "Sei weg, ein übles Wesen"
by 69Gaykiller69(nottrue) February 28, 2024
