(verb); an action in which a man beats the nappiness out of a bitch while performing another task (ie. beating the shit out of Rhianna while driving). The person who implements this action usually tries to justify it by blaming it on witnessing past domestic violence within the family. Chris Browning most commonly occurs in urban areas and trailer parks, but is not limited to these areas.
1) My friend Tyrese Chris Browned his girlfriend Sheneneh while drinking a Colt 45 because she didn't fry the chicken right.
2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.
2) John Deere Chris Browned his sister Desiree while driving his tractor because she hoed around with his cousins.
by The Hoovester March 6, 2009
Get the Chris Brownmug. Just like Black Metal songs which contain lyrical references to satanist views, armageddon and darkness, Brown Metal focuses primarily on that of fecal matter. Artists of Brown Metal encourage their fans to defecate in the mosh pit at their live shows.
Brown Metal is also known as Fecal Rock to those who are apposed to the genre.
Brown Metal is also known as Fecal Rock to those who are apposed to the genre.
Jonny - "Wow Shaggy-two-dope, after listening to that Brown Metal I really want to lay a mad brick in my pants."
Shaggy-two-dope - "Do it man, it's encouraged. At a show I was at - There was shit EVERYWHERE."
Jonny - "Dude, awesome. My mom says I shouldn't listen to Brown Metal, but I love me some poop."
Shaggy-two-dope - "Do it man, it's encouraged. At a show I was at - There was shit EVERYWHERE."
Jonny - "Dude, awesome. My mom says I shouldn't listen to Brown Metal, but I love me some poop."
by AbsolutelyTru7h! August 22, 2011
Get the Brown Metalmug. by Clotje April 2, 2004
Get the derren brownmug. Lying physic whore who likes to chew on her fake finger nails with her fake teeth and twirl her fake hair and sounds like a raspy old smoker along with an old wore out trombone.
sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know, dont I sound Great?????????????????????????????
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know, dont I sound Great?????????????????????????????
by In Yo Face January 14, 2008
Get the sylvia brownemug. When u let a shit hang half-way out of your anus and have a girl suck on it. thus making u look like a turtle.
by John Grundle January 8, 2009
Get the Brown Turtlemug. 1. One of the most iconic comic book characters of all time; the main character in Charles M. Schulz's Peanuts, which has been adapted into numerous TV shows and movies.
2. A song by Coldplay from their 2011 album Mylo Xyloto. Some absolutely love it, and some absolutely hate it. Despite the title, it has no reference to the above definition; the only reference to the comic was cut out during production.
2. A song by Coldplay from their 2011 album Mylo Xyloto. Some absolutely love it, and some absolutely hate it. Despite the title, it has no reference to the above definition; the only reference to the comic was cut out during production.
1. Charlie Brown is my favorite comic book character after Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes.
2. Why does everyone hate "Charlie Brown" so much? I thought it was one of Coldplay's best songs.
2. Why does everyone hate "Charlie Brown" so much? I thought it was one of Coldplay's best songs.
by Hmail December 26, 2012
Get the Charlie Brownmug. My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
Get the turd brownmug.