sugar tits

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.

by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006

street tits

aesthetically unpleasing breasts

small, oddly shaped, lopsided, asymmetrical, or weird-looking breasts
"Yo that girl had it goin on... from the back, until she turned around and I saw her street tits."

by Julie Mathis February 17, 2008

tit baby

A member a family of bitchy idiots, who have been known to suck on the teet of life.

Dickie doesn't know anything, and whines all the time, he is a "tit baby." His brother Nick is also a "tit baby."

by Phil Car-Roll June 16, 2010

fish tits

old saggy flat man tits

OHH man did you see that guy's fish tits they were AWESOME!!!!!!

by The Triangle November 15, 2007

tits out

the way a business or home looks after you have worked your ass off to clean it up in anticipation of company visiting.

Normally I am a slob but when my girlfriend came over for dinner I had the apartment looking "tits out".

by sexyjt March 22, 2010

man tits

Fat formations on a man that accumulate where a woman has her milky makers. Sometimes man tits are made when a man over exercisez her upper body creating some A cup t-shirt fillers. Not usually considered sexy, the man tits are usually looked down upon, expecially when they match or exceed the cup size of some women.

"Look at her boyfriend, he's got bigger man tits than she does!"

by JtothaC March 14, 2005

Tater Tits

When someone has nipples the size of tater tots. Either swollen or natural. They may occur after excessive sucking on the breast/nipple.

Dale: Man i sucked on that girl so hard last night, i gave her fucking tater tits.

Jon: Remember that chick from the bar last night? Defs had tater tits.
Geoff: Naaaasssstttt.

by bebeghrtzzzz October 3, 2009