Test-tard 

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

Test-tard by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

tennis-tard 

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

tennis-tard by YAWA April 10, 2022

bugger tard 

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex

"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."

bugger tard by Paulthecat April 17, 2022

Zika.tard

A guy who thinks eren is the greatest mc which in reality he only top 5 and who post horny post and for some reason everyone think he is a girl.

Stop being a zika.tard

Zika.tard by truly.kaiii May 11, 2022

He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.

Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!

He-tard by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022

Lithi-Tard 

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania

Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.

Lithi-Tard by BukuTard November 16, 2022

Reddit-tard 

Somebody who suffers from they stereotypical superiority complex browsing reddit may cause. They typically are slimier in attitude, temperament, and humor to a immature self-proclaimed "history buff" middle-school-er who is probably autistic and thinks that "nazis were kinda cool."

"That fucking reddit-tard is so god damned annoying, fucker goes on and on about r/dankmemes and Andrew Tate."
"Smooth brained Racist reddit-tard shitbag."

Reddit-tard by This machine kills fascists December 22, 2022