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Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
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TECH TUESDAY

The last Tuesday of every month wear you wear a Nike tech
Omg Chris look so sexy this tech Tuesday
by Kha billz January 25, 2022
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Lab tech Paul

An odd fellow that smears peanut butter on his genitalia to lure stray cats into his one bedroom apartment.
"Why does that Cadillac have cases of Skippy strapped down on the roof?!...that must be Lab tech Paul."
by Eurekittycat April 14, 2020
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lash tech music

Music for soft niggas. Music you listen to while getting nails did, eyelashes done, or sucking on a hookah pipe with your eyes closed.
“these niggas done dropped 21 songs of pure Lash tech music and you finna have bum ass niggas calling this shi hard man i hate it here

-@Dkgreat1 (X, 2/13/25)
by BeeEmmDee February 17, 2025
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Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it
This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!
by techmas2022 January 11, 2022
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Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."
Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.
by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021
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IT TECH ENCODING

C/:documents/c:/system CD drive Image Sounds ///
by 201HH December 20, 2024
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