mulder syndrome

when a character in a story makes predictions with no grounding in facts or logic that always turns out correct. usually this person proves everyone else around him/her wrong no matter how much sense THOSE people were making.

Harry had a serious case of Mulder Syndrome in Deathly Hallows

by bumpty May 2, 2010

COW Syndrome

COWS- Center Of the World Syndrome
Someone who suffers from this believes they are the center of the world, that everything revolves around them. They truly believe that everyone actually gives a damn about every little thing that happens in their lives. These people also suffer from a tendency to post EVERYTHING on facebook, literally EVERYTHING.......

NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The entire cast of Jersey Shore & the Kardashians suffer from COW syndrome

Facebook statuses may consist of:
"I just cut my finger!"
"I miss my babe!"
"My babe just cooked dinner for me!"
"omg I just got these beautiful flowers!"
"Just took a shit"
"Had so much fun this weekend with my babe! We went to this club, then to dinner, then a magical fairy ride, then we got home and had a magical fairy dessert!, then we took a both!, then we cuddled in bed! then we went to bed staring into each other's eyes!"
"omg I'm so happy! i couldn't be happier! Life is wonderful!"
"let's talk about me"-COW Syndrome

by WEDONTGIVEASHIT December 2, 2010

MPAA Syndrome

This is a condition named after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) which causes people to veiw sex-related things as inappropriate, yet be perfectly fine with violence. Sufferers also find homosexualaly much worse than being straight.

When asked to explain why somthing is inappropriate, the will often say "those ideas do not need to be put into children's heads" but will not actually beable to explain why somthing is bad.

Kid: "Can I see this movie?"
Parent: "No, it's rated R"
Kid: "So?"
Parent: "It could have sexual content in it."
Kid: "You have MPAA Syndrome!"

by Dr. Meh April 18, 2011

Office Syndrome

When you are in a room (office, classroom, etc.) without an attractive person, so you choose someone that you can pretend is attractive just for the sake of having someone to oggle at.

Jade: "Wow, Marla. That guy over there is super hot!"
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."

by J1tt3rbug June 27, 2012

Saiyan Syndrome

Having an unnatural need to fight and become stronger that only feels natural to yourself.

Saiyan Syndrome unnatural aggression

by TheUncrownedking May 25, 2015

pootra syndrome

When you say/type a word wrong for several times

Him: Hey hwo are you?
Woh are you?
Ohw are you??
Her: i think you have the pootra syndrome

by Ma naem jeff January 14, 2018

Koo syndrome

Koo syndrome is caused by skin-to-skin contact with other recipents. It is not a lethal and serious disease, but possible side effects are the excessive use of "koo" for other words.

An example of the use of "koo" between two Koo syndrome recipents:
Creeper_Corrupt: Koo join training or demote
(Random dude): No stfu koo im a lazy ass
Creeper: Do you want the "Degradierungzeit?!"
Dude: Oh s### imma join training now no demot pls papa Creep

by cut the crap April 12, 2019