Half Staff

When A Man Is Half-Erect.

Look At Tommy, He Is Half-Staff. Will It Do The Trick For His Girlfriend?

by Kevin January 26, 2004

Steff

Leader of the Russian Spanish mob

" Did you see Steff handle that gun last night??? Amazing.."

by Shay October 7, 2004

shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

by Mike July 23, 2003

Smuff

Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.

"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"

by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004

stiff chocolate

an erect black penis

suck on my stiff chocolate

by RapeRat November 24, 2016

all girl staff

The place I like to go for thrills and pleasure when I get tired of the same old sexual routine with my unsexy wife.

I went to the all girl staff and got my rocks off.Unfortunately,I spent 200 bucks in the process.

by Phreekwent Phliar January 1, 2010

Stiff

A term used for stuck up females. They never answer your calls, they ignore your text messages and they have you added on Facebook but don't acknowledge or say nothing to you when they see you out in the public eye unless you say HEY first. Attention whores who give no "PLAY" to only boost up their own low self-esteem by allowing the guy to endlessly chase them with no hopes of ever building a REAL friendship/relationship. The type of chick that will give out her number when you ask for it just for the hell of it to mislead the guy and to boost her own morale. These females are usually damaged-goods. They've been hurt in the past, and they usually have a lot of male friends.

Rambo: (Texting some girl who hasn't been replying back to his text message lately) "Man Cornelius, these hoes be acting stiff."

Cornelius: "They be acting stiff Rambo?" (Not an actual question, but almost like agreeing). "I told you these hoes ain't worth your time man, delete her number, leave them alone, they're nothing but attention whores who just want to mentally build themselves up."

by Rambooooo March 20, 2013