secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

secret squirrel by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

Feeding The Squirrel 

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.

Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"

Feeding The Squirrel by SMac89 December 21, 2010

squite squirrel 

term for a white girl

check out the squite squirrel

squite squirrel by squitymcsquitesquite March 16, 2009

Honey Squirrel 

noun - A derogatory term given to a chick at a club or bar. It is intended to strip the bitch of any dignity and/or self-respect she may have; 'honey squirrels' are usually semi-attractive, dolled-up Cunts with horrible attitudes.

Look at this stupid fucking bitch right here; little honey squirrel. I am going to choke this bitch out back in the alley.

Honey Squirrel by Gypsy Credit May 8, 2011

Dirty Dirt Squirrel 

A name pertaining to a normally clean, well-kept person who shows up to the occasional social function looking slovenly.
Particularly pertains to homosexuals who've had a lapse in personal hygiene.
eg. Wearing a wife-beater with stains and holes.

Oh my God J.P., you look like a dirty dirt squirrel!

Dirty Dirt Squirrel by Voortman Cookie Model May 3, 2006

foaming squirrel 

When a guy is giving someone anal, while that receiver chews on a alka seltzer, making the receiver look like he/she is foaming out the mouth and the penis represents the tail.

dude i totally gave this girl a foaming squirrel last night.

foaming squirrel by cindy-lo-who March 10, 2009

Secret Squirrel

Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.

Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER

Secret Squirrel by swagmasta3k December 28, 2013