by abracadabra January 18, 2004
Get the Shaggy Dog Story mug.A hood love story is defined as a snapchat story where someone posts about their past love life. Any basic girls will make one of these and post “add me to ur hood love story”. If u have a “hood love story” then it’s without a doubt that ur basic and ur a sket and u know nothing but follow what everyone else is doing .
“aDd mE t0 uR hoOd lOvE sToRieS” - Keisha on her snap story
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by Mister Woman February 26, 2020
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by Spedkidsturnmeon May 16, 2020
Get the Sex Story mug.While defecating, the long strand of crap continues to flow out from the body in an almost non-ending way, hence the name - The Neverending Story
Hey man, last night I had a The Neverending Story, I was on the crapper for almost two hours last night.
by PirateSteve September 16, 2009
Get the The Neverending Story mug.It was in the last class of th he day .when the hottest girl in school Brennan .came up to and said meet me in the bathroom then she wicked at me . Then after the bell rang I went to the bathroom and Brennan was standing thare nacked . She said come hare lover boy . So I walk over thare and she went down on har nees amd unzipped my paints and pulled down boxers . Then she put my dick in thare mouth I tried to hold back the moning but it was so hard it felt so good . Then when she was done we lauded down on the floor and stared to kiss then my dick slowly went in ti har pussy she screamed with joy as my dick went in and out it felt so good
by Your dad . Com January 7, 2020
Get the Sex story mug.a story that isnt too long or too short and ends up in a sexual encounter of an impossible but funny way. also has a short and often shitty ending that dosent relate to the story at all.
alright so this one time ian was in vermont and he was done snowboarding for the day so he headed home. on his way home he saw a moose and a naked chick with huge boobs and a great body riding on his back. she then asked ian if he wanted to fuck this moose with her. he politly declined but put out the option of fuckin him, she took the bait. once comfortable and naked ian proceded to fingering the mysterious woman. she wasnt acknoledging his fingers were even inside of her so he began to use his fist. when she responded witha moan of pleasure ian got excited and moved in further.but then she started bleeding. "stop fucking bleeding on my fucking arm you dumb bitch" ian exclaimed! now he was elbow deep in the slut and she was screaming and still bleeding for more. ian obliged and went shoulder deep therefore shouldering her. his outstreched fingers were protruding from her mouth when he was all the way in and she was loving every second. untill she started to choke. since she could not stop bleeding ian soo became grossed out and bored so ian popped her head off and she bled to death . now thats a good story.
by Joe Boner May 10, 2007
Get the a good story mug.The third Toy Story making up a trilogy. Andy grows up to be a college kid and then blows up his toys and sents them to a preschool to make the little kids eat their asses. Then Ken tries to hook up a whore named Barbie. Ken is plastic douchebag who uses the oil from BP to color his hair. Buzz lightyear is a space ranger currently on UrAnus. This movie came out nationwide 2 days ago.
by Jimamru Ashnard June 28, 2010
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