A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.
by Flitch August 19, 2012
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The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.
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when the anguish and self lothing builds up so much that the only way to release it is to do your own thing
when the only thing you become afraid of and arent imune to is youself, taking control of your life,
something no one can take away from you
when hiding your work is like a game, mustn't let anyone know
they never cared, why should they now
when the anguish and self lothing builds up so much that the only way to release it is to do your own thing
when the only thing you become afraid of and arent imune to is youself, taking control of your life,
something no one can take away from you
when hiding your work is like a game, mustn't let anyone know
they never cared, why should they now
i dont owe anyone an apology but myself. the adrenilin takes all the shit they say and do away,when the only other alternative is drugs
by kimmy booth March 10, 2005
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You know I don't the real world, I am an economist after all, people just tends to act different than they should. But that's just a healthy dose of self-irony.
by Jens-Fredrik March 7, 2016
Get the self-irony mug.A thing that you must have to gain respect and explains the phenomenon of why the criteria of men bad boys typically Alpha men are ironically attracted to the bad girls a.k.a "bitches". Unlike good girls which are oftentimes vulnerable women which Jerks objectify and dumps afterwards he through with her; he secretly demands more of a challenge or someone equivalent.
Vulnerable girl: I don't know why Jerry dump me over Keisha. She's a female douchbag.
Boy 1: Unless she knows her self worth and that makes the difference
Vulnerable girl: Guys are so dumb these days to choose women that are narcissist.
Most bad guys are use to dating women with low self-esteem which can result in having low standards, but until a woman with self-confidence they will learn how to love and respect her.
Boy 1: Unless she knows her self worth and that makes the difference
Vulnerable girl: Guys are so dumb these days to choose women that are narcissist.
Most bad guys are use to dating women with low self-esteem which can result in having low standards, but until a woman with self-confidence they will learn how to love and respect her.
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Get the Self-Confidence mug.The verbal act of congratulating one's self either directly or indirectly through ancedotal story or otherwise. Widely considered annoying and/or lame.
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